meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

3702 - Todd Glass

Never Not Funny: The Jimmy Pardo Podcast

Misfit Toys

Comedy, Pardcast, Nnf, Matt Belknap, Jimmy Pardo

4.63.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Getting up close and personal with Todd Glass.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey guys. I want to talk to you guys about Babel. I also want to use the word guys as much as possible in the first 10 seconds of this spot.

0:06.6

Babel is fantastic. I'm learning Spanish over there, over there. And it seems to be going well.

0:13.0

I'm thinking about English next based on what I've just done for the last 15 seconds. I have it a tough time with that.

0:19.1

I'm also thinking about French because I'm probably going to move to Canada if things continue the way they are here in our great country.

0:24.8

Anyhow, bonjour, au revoir. Look, I've already got the French down. I'm ready to go.

0:30.5

Vaccine. I'm ready to go. Listen, Babel does it right. You can play little games so that dummies like me can have fun doing it. It's engaging. There's good ways to practice on this thing. So you're making, you're having conversation right away. I'm enjoying it. And I'm going to tell you something. I'm not alone. 16 million subscriptions have been sold. Babel's 14 award winning language courses are backed by a 20-day money-back guarantee, so get talking with Babel. Look, I use this. There's no reason why you guys couldn't as well. And then when I meet you on the road and you come out to me and you talk French or Spanish to me, I'll know what to say back, courtesy of Babel. I want you to learn another language, so I'm teaming up with Babel to give you up to 55% off your subscription, but only for listeners at babble.com slash parto. Once again, get up to 55% off. The Hagar we're calling it. We teamed up. We did it right at babel.com slash parto. that is spelled B-A-B-B-B-B-b-b-e-l-com.com slash p-a-r-r-d-o.

1:29.7

Babel.com slash part-o rules and restrictions may apply. I'm doing it. You should do it. Babel.

1:36.3

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.combe.

1:41.4

That's audible.co.org.uk slash Wondery. That's audible.com.

1:44.8

dot UK slash Wondery.

1:47.4

Please don't take this personnel. Would you politely go to hell? Get the fuck out on my way.

1:56.0

Because it's been one of those days.

1:58.5

I don't know why. I refuse to know why.

2:01.1

Sit down.

2:02.0

Nobody's twerking.

2:03.0

Say what your heart believes, man.

2:05.2

That's a beautiful love-making session.

2:07.2

Monkey see monkey do, right?

2:08.7

Make sure you smell it.

2:09.7

Put your chaps on, walk up and down the street.

2:11.7

Do your thing.

2:12.3

Man at a rule. Live on tape. It's the fastest hour in podcasting. This is never not funny. Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Misfit Toys, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Misfit Toys and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.