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Bloody Ellie, and where are you? I'm an important person. I've got other things to do here, you know. Are you there yet?

Like what?

Get on a train and come to London so I can go on Good Morning Britain with you tomorrow.

Anyway, where the hell have you been? You say half three to me and we're four minutes past four.

I know because I was doing a podcast with Peter Tatchell and it turned

into one of my mammoth ones because he's obviously had quite an interesting life. And then at the end,

I was just about to say goodbye to him and I can't remember how we got into it. He said, oh yeah,

I know what I said, I want you to write your autobiography. And he said, said yeah there's lots that I could put in it sort of like my affair with Justin Fashonoo

what excellent so I thought well I can't just end it there so we then have five minutes about his affair with Justin Fashonu which you can listen to on the all talk podcast I think probably we're going to put that out next week because next week is the 40th anniversary of the Burmesee by-election, which older listeners will know was quite something.

It certainly was.

So we talked quite a lot about that at the beginning of the podcast.

But this is not the only time this

week I've been late because this is not going to be as funny as last week's beginning,

I can assure everyone. Let me just just a, just a minute, just a minute, just a minute. History Month

celebration and he is just brilliant, isn he he's so brave and interesting anyway so

listen to ian's all talk because um he'll be a great listen you will now on monday i drove down

from norfolk to work he e-e trouble story, travel story alert

This is a good one

I left my house at one o'clock

My program starts at 7 o'clock

What time do you think I sat down in the studio, Jackie?

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