370: Socially Distant Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

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🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Christians will prove they can ALWAYS outcrazy a public panic, Donald Trump tells us to be prayer the ides of March, and we’ll meet a cult that was hiding in their homes before it was cool.

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Headlines:

Corona-Tacular:

Mark Taylor says its a distraction so trump can purge the deep state

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/mark-taylor-trump-is-using-coronavirus-as-a-distraction-to-purge-the-deep-state/

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Falsely Claims Coronavirus May Be a North Korean Bioweapon

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/jerry-falwell-jr-falsely-claims-coronavirus-may-be-a-north-korean-bioweapon

Pastor: Coronavirus is Satan’s Way of Killing Old People So Socialism Can Thrive

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/13/pastor-coronavirus-is-satans-way-of-killing-old-people-so-socialism-can-thrive/

Isreli Rabbi says its gay pride parades

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/09/orthodox-israeli-rabbi-claims-coronavirus-is-gods-revenge-for-gay-pride-parades/

Gay people

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/07/right-wing-pastor-god-sent-us-coronavirus-because-of-homosexuality/

Church of cyprus says god would never let corona spread via communion

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/church-of-cyprus-god-would-never-let-coronavirus-spread-via-communion/

Archbishop: Holy water can’t spread coronavirus: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/archbishop-drinking-holy-water-is-fine-since-christ-does-not-spread-germs/

DC Catholic leader defends communion by downplaying the importance of health: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/10/catholic-leader-if-we-cancel-mass-due-to-coronavirus-weve-lost-our-courage/

Pastor: Churches That Close Due to Coronavirus Are Run by Neutered “Pansies”

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/pastor-churches-that-close-due-to-coronavirus-are-run-by-neutered-pansies/

Televangelist: Touch My Oily Hand Through the TV and I’ll Cure Your Coronavirus

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/12/televangelist-touch-my-oily-hand-through-the-tv-and-ill-cure-your-coronavirus/

Cindy Jacobs calls it illegal

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/06/cindy-jacobs-i-declare-the-coronavirus-illegal-in-gods-name/

Church wants at least 250 people

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/15/church-sets-attendance-goal-of-at-least-250-people-despite-coronavirus-scare/

The Dead Sea Scrolls are Still fake https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/2020/03/museum-of-the-bible-dead-sea-scrolls-forgeries/

South Korean Mayor Sues Coronavirus-Spreading Church for “Murder”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/04/south-korean-mayor-sues-coronavirus-spreading-church-for-murder/

Canada’s government moves to ban conversion therapy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/11/canadas-government-moves-to-ban-anti-lgbtq-conversion-therapy/

Donald Trump seems to be super duper lying about coronavirus test: https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1239641829668261893?s=21&fbclid=IwAR1fvNXYYB9JBVccIjAWzItCeWhpFe7Z7AjBpjU5F2_DZ9VBUtSvLBRVZ48 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/03/14/debacle-over-trumps-coronavirus-test/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Lori Alexander: Abortion and Being Trans Are Worse Than Coronavirus

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/14/christian-mommy-blogger-abortion-and-being-trans-are-worse-than-coronavirus/

Lori Alexander: Coronavirus is god’s way of making mom’s homeschool their kids: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/17/christian-blogger-covid-19-is-gods-way-of-making-moms-homeschool-their-kids/

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0:55.5	This is the coronavirus.
1:00.6	Everyone who's out there listening in your cars, thanks for helping me spread around.
1:07.0	For those of you who have the common sense to stay home, just remember that you did.
1:13.8	In fact, it all from filthy monkey men.
1:25.5	It's Thursday.
1:41.9	It's March 19th and it's the first day of spring.
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