370: LIVE in Denver with Johnny Pemberton

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Philosophy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 11.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Johnny Pemberton joined the DTFH for a rowdy live show at the Denver Comedy Works! Big thanks to the members/musicians of the Radha Krishna Temple in Denver for kicking off the show with an amazing kirtan.

Duncan and Ian Fidance are coming to the Arlington Drafthouse February 7 & 8! Tickets available here.

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0:00.0	With easy jet flights to Europe from 32.991 way and package holidays from 309 pounds per person,
0:07.0	you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.
0:11.5	The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant. Capuchino froth brushing your nose.
0:16.5	Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.
0:19.0	Book your summer getaway now at easyjet.com. Selected seats fly between 30 of May to 30 of September 23.
0:25.0	Based on two adults for seven nights at all protected T-Sensees apply.
0:30.0	Pals come see me live. I'm going to be at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn with the wonderful Ian Fydance.
0:37.0	I'm also going to be at the Arlington Draft House Bellhouse February 6th.
0:42.0	Arlington Draft House February 7th and 8th. Come see us live.
0:47.0	Alright, let's do the show.
0:50.0	Greetings to you beautiful travelers on the Infinite River of Time.
0:55.0	It is ID True Cell and you are listening to the Ducat Russell Family Hour Podcast,
1:00.0	a transmission being outputted from my alchemical cosmic acoustic laboratory in the heart of beautiful Echo Park, California.
1:10.0	Now a skeptic might come plotting into this place and look around and think this ain't an acoustic alchemical laboratory.
1:18.0	This is just some downstairs room with a bed in it and a table and some weird electronic shit in here.
1:27.0	Where's the alchemy? Where's the laboratory? What are you even talking about?
1:32.0	It's best to leave people like that alone because they're not ready to recognize just how insanely magical the dimension that we happen to have temporarily incarnated into is.
1:44.0	So they need to call laboratories offices. They need to call occult ceremonies shows.
1:53.0	And most importantly, they need to call themselves a human being instead of the eternal God fragment they are spinning off into time.
2:04.0	And I get it. It's going to be really hard to get a job if during the interview you tell them that you're really excited to be a Neophyte initiate and that you're really looking forward to joining their cobble of money harvesting wizards.
2:19.0	Masquerading is a bank in this particular point in the time space continuum.
2:24.0	You're probably not going to get hired if you say that.
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