37: Woah

The Official Podcast

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, and it's time for Jackson to introduce this episode. Welcome to this week's episode of the official podcast where four men sit around and talk about penises
0:09.6	Kya, it's your turn to introduce the episode and your penis. Yeah, what's its name?
0:14.1	I'll talk about penises. We have a lot to talk about. This is episode 37. So this one comes up first, right? So this is
0:20.7	You will be listening to this on Thursday Monday if you have early access that which means hopefully we will have overthrown the
0:27.3	Firebenders using that eclipse
0:30.8	We will talk about another Hollywood phone you being exposed as a Hollywood phone
0:36.0	He's shocker turns out Joss Wheaton the feminist icon was cheating on his wife for over a decade and then Andrew will tell us about his biggest best movie idea
0:45.8	Take it away guys
0:48.7	That was fucking great. What's the fastest? What's the fastest you guys have ever driven in a car?
0:56.3	102
0:59.3	Jackson I don't have a driver's license
1:10.2	Yeah, but I don't know how fast I've driven not a NASCAR driver. I don't jot down my high score after every
1:18.2	It's not something I even really thought about
1:22.1	It's I don't know that it doesn't seem like something even most people do other than the kind that buy the fastest cars and all that stuff
1:29.8	Yeah, and take them off. They're off. So it just sounds like the car is shitting itself really loudly
1:33.6	Not only that I don't get why even bother buying cars like that when you're never gonna take them to a track or really ever go that fast with them
1:40.7	Yeah, cuz they're nerds wait, but Jackson this is open up an interesting can of worms in my opinion you don't have a license
1:47.6	What do you use for identification then for like on twitch and stuff because I may have to present ID to use passport?
1:55.2	No, they've never asked me for anything like that or if they have I just took a photo of my
2:01.4	Licenses wait a minute. I think you're not just in the last episode say that your license has you at 5 11. Yeah, wait
2:07.9	Yeah, well, yeah, it's an expired license. That's what I mean. It's from like four years ago. Oh
2:11.9	Get a renewed. So I do have a driver's license. It's just expired. So I don't know and you've never driven a car
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