37: The One Percent

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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In this episode we discuss our shortcomings, our longcomings, and then try to guess who is 51.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original. you can't forget. In 2010 they were big on the internet, but then three failed pilots,
0:17.0	two rejected movie scripts.
0:21.0	One last ditch effort to try and stop their career.
0:27.0	I'm going to shit.
0:29.0	Send-ins.
0:30.0	Another podcast. each app different from the last.
0:37.0	It's the Swiss Army Knife of Shows.
0:40.0	Meet you two pathetic homes.
0:45.0	Second.
0:47.0	Woo!
0:50.0	Woo!
1:01.4	Your first podcast is a single man in a while.
1:04.0	Yeah, well, I mean, I wouldn't say first podcast as a single man in a while because
1:10.0	there's, you know, on some level the relationship was broken for a long time I was
1:17.6	living on my my lonesome I was living in solitude I guess we should say it's official. Jill has served me.
1:29.9	And where are you? You're back at your parents basement? I'm back at my parents basement, but I have set my tender radius to desperate.
1:39.0	So that is up to Red Deer in Canada down to Tallahassee, Florida.
1:46.3	Down to Mexican Hat, Utah.
1:49.6	Mexican Hat.
1:51.4	You know, I've been to Mexican Hat. I got this sombrero. I did. I have a so, yes. I actually believe it's on my
1:57.2	Instagram. Really? Yeah, I think so. I think so. I think so.
2:02.3	You're living Levita lockdown back in the parents' basement. Yeah.
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