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0:00.0	Academy is a new scripted podcast that follows Ava Richards,
0:03.4	a brilliant scholarship student attending Bishop Gray Academy,
0:06.5	the country's most exclusive boarding school.
0:08.9	Academy takes you into the world of a cutthroat private school where power,
0:12.7	money, and sex collide in a game of life and death.
0:15.9	Binge all 10 episodes of Academy, early and ad-free, on Wondering Plus.
0:23.8	Oh, I'm still not sure I can survive my Tricia-related injuries from last week.
0:29.6	Keep it together, you can do this.
0:32.8	The following podcast is not real, but it is really sponsored by Ava Richards.
0:38.8	Ever wondered what it's like to see your friend,
0:40.9	orgasm, or take a poop?
0:42.8	Reveal these mysteries and more with the Chicago-born party game Ava Richards.
0:48.5	Currently available at Target stores nationwide.
0:59.5	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:16.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:18.2	I'm your host, Arnie Neckamp.
1:19.8	If you're new to the podcast, this is essentially the backstory of what's going on.
1:24.6	Over a half a year ago, I fell through a dimensional rift behind a Burger King in Chicago,
1:30.4	and I fell into the magical land of fune.
1:33.2	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King
1:36.5	through the dimensional portal, and I use that to upload a podcast.
1:39.9	I record every week here in the Vermilion Minotaur, a tavern in the town of Hogsface,
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