37. Steve Q. Jobs

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It's the 37th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when Michael Jordan had that Hitler mustache in the Hayne's commercial. Also discussed: Firehouse Subs, Mike Pence, Harvey Weinstein, Meryl Streep, Leonard Maltin eating the last piece of cheesecake, we name a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode of Congratulations is brought to you by Blue Apron.
0:04.9	This October, Blue Apron is celebrating its fifth anniversary by bringing back its top 20
0:09.6	recipes from throughout the past five years as picked by you, the Blue Apron community.
0:14.1	Your favorite Blue Apron recipes are back on the menu for a limited time only. Blue Apron is
0:19.0	all about giving people fresh recipes to explore as they learn to cook a new dish after new dish,
0:24.8	which is why and many people don't realize this. They don't repeat recipes within one calendar
0:31.1	year. This is what makes this limited time only offer so exciting. We'll talk about this more
0:35.4	later on in the show, but try out Blue Apron's all-time customer favorites and get your first three
0:40.9	meals free with shipping, free shipping by going to blueapon.com slash congrats.
0:49.2	So episode is also brought to you by the cash app. I don't know if you've seen this, but the cash
0:54.2	app has done something amazing. They've introduced the cash card. It's a new black debit card that
0:59.6	you can design yourself via the app and the cash card allows you to use that cash that you keep
1:04.8	in the app anywhere you want. Now you have the cash app, which is the best way to pay people back,
1:09.7	plus the all-new cash card. I'll talk about this more later on in the show, download the free cash
1:15.1	app for iOS or Android now. Hello my babies, how are we? How are we all? How's the cult doing? This is
1:39.2	episode 37. I know a lot of you guys have listened to every episode. Some of you guys are starting now
1:45.6	and we just want to let you know if you're a new baby. Hello, and welcome. Welcome to the cult,
1:53.1	because that's what this is. You are welcome as long as you want to be. Unless you fuck up,
1:59.8	you fuck up, y'all. Everybody's a cuda a little bit, but if you're
2:06.0	if you're if you're too much of a cuda, you got to go. And by the way, people are like, I'm a baby,
2:14.4	but what's a cuda? You don't know what a cuda is. You're not a baby, all right? And by the way,
2:20.0	I don't like describing what the fuck everything is, but people have been hitting me up. Hey,
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