37 - Shark Attacks! Great Whites, Megalodon, & Blood in the Water…

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

True Crime, Society & Culture, Religion, Conspiracies, History, Biographies, Education, Adult Humor, Comedy, Dark Humor, Conspiracy, Cults

4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Why do sharks terrify us? How dangerous are they? Can they attack in fresh water!?! Can they nibble your dick off!?! SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! So many answers on this getting ready for summertime, shark-infested edition of Timesuck! Today's episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Go to www.dollarshaveclub.com/timesuck today and get their badass Executive razor handle, four stainless steel, six blade cartridges and a tube of Dr. Carver's Shave Butter sent to your door for only 5 bucks! Best razor you'll ever use Timesuckers!

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0:00.0	Sharks.
0:03.0	That word in the imagery it inspires makes many people think twice about stepping into the
0:07.5	water.
0:08.5	Why does sharks terrify us?
0:10.5	How truly dangerous are sharks?
0:12.8	Should you take precautions before hopping into the ocean this summer, which sharks are
0:16.9	the most dangerous, the biggest, most deadly?
0:19.4	What's the worst shark attack in recorded history?
0:22.7	Can they live in fresh water?
0:24.4	Can they attack in fresh water?
0:26.1	Can they nibble your dick off as you float along the ocean's surface?
0:29.5	So many questions, so many answers.
0:32.4	On this getting ready for some summertime, shark-infested, saltwater addition of time sucks.
0:38.1	Happy Monday, everybody.
0:48.6	I'm Dan Cummins, and thank you for listening to Time Suck.
0:51.3	Thank all you suckheads out there for hopping on that second edition, Flat Earth Space Lizard
0:55.6	Unicorn Nut sack and black magic blend tea.
0:59.2	I've been throwing up picks of all you hot and handsome time suckers out there.
1:05.0	You know rocking that shit looks great in all its dark glory.
1:09.2	OG first generation shirt has also been flying off the shelves as well.
1:12.6	Thank you for that.
1:13.6	I can't guarantee it, but that one allegedly allows one to time travel.
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