37 Cumgratulations! (Season 2 Finale with Remy & Charlotte)
How C*m
Remy Kassimir
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Remy and Charlotte close out the season by calling Cumpanions from around the globe to Cumgratulate them on their new accumplishments this year.
Wow -- that's a lot of cum puns and it's only the first sentence! We chat with people from South Africa, to New Jersey, to L.A. and Michigan. First ever orgasms, first squirts, first partnered orgasms, anal orgasms, AND a cumpanion swipes her v-card.
This episode, like this season was/is cumazing.
Thanks for cumming & listening; we will miss you all!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. What a day. What a time. What's going to happen on this episode of how come I don't? |
| 0:09.4 | No one. No one knows. Actually, I kind of do. I've |
| 0:13.6 | talked to a bunch of these companions already. Welcome guys. You guys, it's congratulations. |
| 0:20.5 | It's the finale. It is the finale of the season. Sad. It's also excited because the finale is exciting. Yeah. |
| 0:30.0 | It's the best episode. Congratulations. I want to thank athletic greens for their support and they are giving you a free one year supply of vitamin D and five free travel |
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| 0:49.8 | Maybe make yourself healthier. That's kind of what I've been focusing on lately is just getting some more nutritional value into my diet. |
| 0:58.1 | And it's been going pretty well. I've been taking a G1 by athletic greens literally every day. And I started taking athletic greens because I just wanted to have a healthier me. I don't eat a lot of healthy stuff. |
| 1:11.8 | And I wanted to get more nutrients and vitamins into my body in a really easy way. I hate taking pills and vitamins. And I wanted a supplement that actually tastes great. |
| 1:22.1 | I take AG1 in the morning. It's a great boost just to be like, okay, cool. We did something good for us today already. It makes me feel ready to take on the day. |
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| 1:53.6 | Just one daily serving covers my day's nutritional basis and supports my long term gut health with 75 high quality vitamins, minerals and whole food sourced ingredients. |
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| 2:19.6 | Last year, congratulations was all just well, not just, but was people talking about their first orgasms that they'd had since listening to the podcast is calling me. |
| 2:29.4 | Who is it? Let's see. Is it Ben? |
| 2:32.3 | Hello. Hi, Remy. Yes? |
| 2:37.7 | Hey, oh my god, I cannot talk right now. Maybe in five hours. |
| 2:44.6 | Yes, please. No words. Bye. |
| 2:52.4 | We should know. She's a podcaster and she was on a bravo show called Princesses Long Island and I'm supposed to do |
| 3:00.2 | her charity show for anti bullying soon. Can I call you in six? |
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