Today's episodes brought to you by Comedy Bang Bang on IFC. Adapted from the Airwolf podcast,

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The bonus episode with Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider.

Improv for humans with Mampassar, bonus cut. We got not one, but two different scenes from the last episode.

They both come from YouTube videos, I believe. Let's check it out.

Crap on YouTube.

Hello, and welcome to Boston's Little Street fighting self-defense system.

Let me tell you first that I've been around. I've been a bouncer for many, many years,

and I've been fighting in the ring, as you know. So I know my things. All the techniques that I'm

going to show you day, they actually work. I use them so you can use them too.

My first thing that I want to tell you is to keep your eyes on your opponent. Always never

look away from your opponent, because if you look away, you cannot see the glass coming,

or the hit, or the baseball bat, or what about a shin kick in the head? No, keep your eyes open,

so at least you can go with the punch. This is very important. Also, I want you to look at

his hands. What is he carrying in his hands? Is he holding a beer bowl? Is he drinking a beer?

Hey, that's a weapon right there, because he can hit the beer bottle on your head.

Is he drinking a nice little soda? Hey, that's a weapon too, because he can crush it and stab it

in your face. And now, with this set, being like talking to you for two minutes, if you didn't see

me holding this knife, you could have been dead, my friend, because I can play the innocent person.

I can say, look, sir, I really don't want anything of this, and I go like this, and I slid

your throat, and it's over and out. Okay? With this set, keep your eyes open, look what he's

carrying in his hands. Very important. We're going to start. Get ready.

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