369. New Year's Resolutions with Jim E. Brown, Jay Weingarten
Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker
Forever Dog
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Office Hours is back in business for 2026 and business is good on the first and last day of Jaynuary with our good friend comedian Jay Weingarten (Jay's LA) and 19-year old musician/alcoholic with degenerative conditions Jim E. Brown performing "I Know I'm Going To Die of A Stroke." Jay shared his 2026 mood board, Jim shared his salad cream butties, music legend Gary Wilson surprised us on Zoom, and the trinity shared advice with some callers.
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| 0:33.7 | Forever. |
| 0:36.1 | Dog. |
| 0:36.9 | Venanueless |
| 0:38.3 | I like having fun |
| 0:39.3 | I like to laugh I like to meet people who can make me laugh I like having fun Yes, baby we're back Everybody, get on up, get on up, Doug, get on up, bit. |
| 0:59.3 | Let's push, let's push. |
| 1:01.5 | Get on up out of your damn chairs and be a man like I am. |
| 1:06.2 | Captain Carlin, get on up, push the energy to a thousand percent |
| 1:11.8 | son of a bitch |
| 1:13.1 | we need music if we're gonna ask |
| 1:15.0 | who are navy |
| 1:16.7 | who are our navy |
| 1:18.8 | ladies and gentlemen |
| 1:19.7 | sit down |
| 1:20.8 | yes sir |
| 1:22.9 | I thought that was you |
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