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Sarah's pregnant.

Bitch.

It's a podcast.

I can't hold it in anymore.

Not only are you making a wedding registry. Oh my God. Oh my God! She's avoiding the conversation. What are you talking about? What you think? It's Sarah in the crew. I'm like Pete Davidson and Kay Beckinsale making out, despite the fact that Antoine from Queer Eye was sitting right next to them. I'm just, I'm pretending like I'm in my own little makeout session, and I'm just ignoring you. I'm just not even paying attention. Doing my own thing over here, doing my own thing. I am not pregnant, by the way. I am getting married, which is completely messed people to fuck up. I'll tell you right now, straight up. No one has been more confused than the internet. How can you not be confused? You guys call each other husband and wife. You're not even engaged yet. So it's a little misleading. There's no ring. There's absolutely no ring. I want to just clear this up because I got inundated with so many messages. Over the weekend, I went and did my wedding registry.

Okay?

So Dan and I, Schman, who we call him Schman.

Schmiggy are our boyfriends.

And this is in an attempt to essentially erase their real name so we can talk more trash

about them and like no one will be able to identify them.

Exactly.

No, really, that's exactly what it is. So, anyhow, I put out, like I made a little graphic and I said, when you got married, what did you actually use? Dishware, a vacation, what was the other thing? Oh, cookware. What did you actually use? And, like, all these people answered in there like, what? You're engaged? When did I miss this? I'm like, first of all you need to listen to the show. I see you. All you fuckers that follow me and you don't listen. Yeah. So you've been outed. But then everybody kept DMing me like when was the announcement? There hasn't been the announcement. The deal is in December we decided we are getting married and over the Christmas holiday we just started planning our wedding we reserved the church we got the venue I bought the wedding dress I have my nieces bridesmaids dress and people are like not happy about my choices I'm not having a bridal party people have not been happy about that not that I was even going to be you knowidesmaids, but I'm pissed. I honestly think I have a girlfriend. I don't think that she's going to

come to the wedding because she's not in it. I really do. Okay. Now, she needs to step it aside. It's not her wedding. It's not about her. It's about you. I think she just a little peeved off. She told me that she's been waiting to be a bridesmaid.

So I don't, I think aside from her sister,

she's never been in anyone else's wedding.

But that sounds like a her problem, not a you problem. She was hoping. She was hoping that she was going to be a bridesmaid. Like she had been looking forward to it. This woman is almost 40. I mean, I'm looking forward to it too, but you crushed a lot of people's dreams. I'll just say that. I did. And I'm like, I'm just so, I don't know. So the whole wedding thing has been like pretty stress free aside from the bridal party. Yeah. And the wedding ring. Because I'm going to be honest with you. It has been really hard for me to find an engagement ring that I like. I've been to a lot of places. You have. I've been to a lot of places. I've tried on a lot of rings. I've decided that I really want something in rose gold. But rose gold is apparently not that popular at most jewelry stores. It's not a style that everybody likes so they don't get it in bulk or something. I guess it seems to be all gold right now in platinum. And like the trend are these big rings with like a huge raised like diamond and all this like embroidery stuff around it. And I'm just like, I'm not here for it. You're not here for that. You were showing me some styles. And they were very dainty, very sophisticated and but small like details. I have have small you know hands okay i've got

very tiny hands you actually do i mean i don't even want to put our hands together because it's

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