A total eclipse of the heart turn around bright eyes.

Yeah, turn around bright eyes.

There's a podcast to attend.

Okay? All right, sparkly eyes. Yeah, it's me, Harlan Williams. Welcome to the show, boys and girls, men and women,

circus freaks and whatnot.

You ever been attacked by a Moose?

Wait do you hear about this Moose attack?

You won't believe your ears when you find out who got attacked by a moose in Alaska.

How about dating? Are you on the dating scene? You ever get on one of those dates where it just doesn't work you know it's going bad right in the

middle of it and you're trying to figure out how to cut the night short I got

something you can use oh yeah I'm looking out for you. How about a legal immigration and that

wall that they're building? I don't think the wall really works so we're going

to talk about an alternative to a wall to keep illegals out and so on and so forth.

We're going to be taking some of your phone calls today, some of your phone messages, which is always fun,

you never know what you're going to get.

And then, a visitor drops by the studio, I won't tell you who it is. As usual, it's someone completely annoying,

but I hope you're not annoyed

because we want to have fun right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Relax, get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

One cheeseburger with everything coming out.

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