#369: Chest Nuts
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast
The Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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#369: Skeery discovers he owns a brand new unopened box of tools- from 19 years ago; The boys discuss squeezing every last drop out of the toothpaste and other bathroom products: Skeery needs to blow up an air mattress for his very first houseguest (Tall Darren)- despite having a second bedroom!; FREE SH*T US: a popular SLICE gifts Brody a hand painted portrait of Brody- and Skeery captures Brody's reaction live; Skeery woke up at 3:33 & 4:44 and wonders what it means; The boys debate using a real product "NAMPONS" for nosebleeds which is exactly what you think they are...
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | Startup, start up. |
| 0:07.5 | Start up, Brooklyn Boys. |
| 0:10.8 | Start up, Brooklyn Boys. |
| 0:13.5 | Start up, start up, start up. |
| 0:14.9 | They make it noise. |
| 0:16.0 | Start up. |
| 0:17.5 | Start up, start up, start up, start up, start up. |
| 0:19.9 | Episode 369, I think. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Who's counting? Or is it number 370? I don't even know anymore, David Brody. He's got a... 369 would be good. I mean, I feel like it... We can giggle. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. I think that it's 369 because we wouldn't have said 369 without us giggling earlier. |
| 0:40.7 | I'm making a I think that it's 369 because we wouldn't have said 369 without us giggling earlier. |
| 0:55.1 | I'm making a joke about it. It's 360. That's what I kind of figured. I thought it was two for 69. Apparently now it's three. That's got, how do you work that? I don't know. Send video. No, no, just don't send it. Hey. So listen, yeah, I'm back. |
| 1:13.2 | My full, you know, the Skary Jones gold mic is back. I got the processing. I got my new desk. I'm all set up. I'm all set up for, but it actually sounds good and we're back. So I, again, I would like to apologize for the Brooklyn boys. We missed last week because Skierry got a new desk and he had, he paid to have it assembled, |
| 1:15.7 | which I don't, I mean, again, booji. |
| 1:17.5 | The man doesn't own a screwdriver. |
| 1:19.1 | Oh, no, you kidding me? |
| 1:22.9 | I have a brand new tool set bought 25 years ago. |
| 1:45.8 | Yeah, whatever the boozy tool set was in 2001, Skary was like, oh, I've got to have the Enduhaar toolbox, whatever it was. And he ordered it and never used it. It's so funny. You know, my parents for Christmas, like when I moved into this place 19 years ago, my old place, they bought me a drill bit, a drill set. They bought me a toolbox with all the tools. |
| 1:52.7 | Everything you can imagine, hammer, nails, wrenches. Every, every, as if they never met you. Every screwdriver under the sun. They might as well have bought you a wedding ring and a baby car seat. |
| 1:59.1 | When I moved into this place and I transported the toolbox and stuff like that, they were hanging |
| 2:06.2 | the TVs in my new place here. |
| 2:09.1 | Of course, somebody else was. |
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