Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world in the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best bread.

That's right, don't worry everyone.

We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song.

Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good.

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what?

You're right. We got this.

How, with all of the food episodes we have done, how have we not done best bread? It is the most basic of all human foods. It is the reason for civilization to exist.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we love a bread. We're carb positive here.

Oh, man. I'm trying so hard not to eat carbs right now, but talking about bread for an entire episode

is going to make me run directly to the bakery after this.

Do you remember last episode when we were talking about pasta sauces and

Jennifer had been cooking spaghetti and I could smell it?

I was so jealous.

Like as soon as that happened I was checked out. I was no longer interested in

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