I don't want to evolve past the blowjob. I don't want to.

I create my greasy disgusting mother who's born to do.

You're in alcohol.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. I just want to thank all the people who wrote in about last week's show and were so nice to me and suddenly we're like, oh I understand.

It changed a lot of minds. He's not so bad.

Special guest this week. Very rare that we have a guest on Tell Him Steve Dave. But this is some interesting shit and long time listener.

Kim can I give you real name? Yeah, that's fine. Kim.com will call you.

And you have a harrowing story that's fit for like a lifetime movie, right?

You know what I'm saying? I'm sure. Let's go with yes.

I've long dreamed of...

You want to keep your wife in line, bro?

I have to apologize. I've never seen a wink a week or a peep pin pan on my life.

He's basically said no sneezing while we're on my car. Here we are.

I can't wait till this falls apart.

She's lovely. I should have come out to see you pod though.

I know, right? Why am I driving your wife?

I go all the way to Staten Island and pick.

So I've long dreamed of being part of a cult and by part of a cult. I mean, leader of a cult.

Yeah, I was worried that I was thought that you had the...

Anybody I knew? You had that mojo, that special ability.

I forget what it's called. The Sven Goole.

Yeah, a little Sven Goole. I'm like a fucking 90 year old horror movie host.

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