#368: Trump Takes The 5th
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2022
⏱️ 21 minutes
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1- Hello, this is the FBI, about those papers you took…
2- I plead the 5th. Emphasis on Plead
3- Attack the FBI? F**k around Find out
4- Damn those low gas prices
5- Serena’s greatness requires no comparisons
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden with episode 368 of my podcast. |
| 0:25.6 | Who's paying attention? |
| 0:27.6 | Sorry about the air conditioning running in the background, but it's been over 100 degrees in L.A. |
| 0:33.6 | I don't know how long for multiple days, definitely since I gotten back in town a week ago. |
| 0:40.2 | It's hot and my air conditioning is dying and my home warranty company refuses to do anything about it |
| 0:48.1 | until it's completely dead. So I got to run the air conditioner. So sorry about the background |
| 0:52.5 | noise. Um, background noise So sorry about the background noise. |
| 1:01.2 | Background noise. Here's the background noise for this week. Baby hands, home got raided by the FBI. |
| 1:08.2 | That's right. The FBI went down to Miralago to find the documents that Trump stole from the White House. |
| 1:11.6 | And the Republican Party is losing its mind. |
| 1:15.6 | Now, keep in mind, there is a specific law that he broke. |
| 1:20.1 | It's the Presidential Records Act, and it's the one that says, if you're the president, |
| 1:22.5 | you cannot take classified documents home. |
| 1:26.1 | You can't take them home to read, which we knew Trump wasn't doing. |
| 1:28.2 | You can't take them home to show to your friends on the golf course, which he was probably doing. And you certainly can't take him |
| 1:32.8 | home to share with Chinese companies that make your daughter's cheap products or Uncle Putin, |
| 1:40.3 | which he may have been doing. I don't know. I don't know. The story now, and this story is going to continue to unfold, is that the FBI was there looking for nuclear documents. The good side of that is Trump wouldn't understand nuclear documents. The dangerous side of that is the Chinese and Putin would understand nuclear documents. So that's where it is. |
| 2:02.0 | Now, the Republican Party has been, well, it started out comical, and comics took advantage of it. |
| 2:10.3 | Trevor Noah on The Daily Show took a bunch of clips of what Republicans were saying about Hillary Clinton when they wanted her investigated by the FBI, by the FBI, and applied them to Trump. |
| 2:25.2 | So we had Mike Pence saying, the FBI stepping forward at this moment is demonstrating |
| 2:30.6 | real integrity. Bill O'Reilly, no longer there, by the way. |
| 2:37.4 | Bill O'Reilly said, when you have a presidential candidate, |
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