# 368 - Robert Kelly & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

Today I sit down with my buddy Bobby Kelly to smoke some cigars and talk about LA vs New York, camping, being a dad, being your own boss, getting fat shamed, how Bobby met Rogan, and much more!

Robert Kelly is on tour with Jim Florentine Rich Vos, and Ron Bennington. For all tour dates go to www.kreepswithkidstour.com

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0:05.1	Thank you
0:08.2	Hey guys brand new podcasts and if you want to call me on my new number it is 3 2 3
0:13.7	208 0 8 4 4
0:16.3	This is a number that Tom and I talked about on our last two bears one cave when we just
0:21.0	Got these numbers on this week's two bears one cave and I actually think it's coolest shit
0:26.0	It is but can they really call you?
0:27.9	They can't call me they can text me and then we can text back and forth here's why I like it
0:31.6	I'm gonna tell you why I use this and I am the only one texting back and forth obviously
0:35.7	I got something like 15,000 messages last night so I can't reply to everyone
0:40.0	But what is happening is it is your real name and your real numbers
0:43.7	So not a lot of people are talking trash so I feel comfortable going on there
0:48.0	Obviously a lot of people think it's a bot. They're like hey urinate my eyes and then fucking what you're an eight in my eyes
0:53.9	To guy and then that's gross. I know well. I think they're think it's a bot. It's not a bot. It's me. I'm reading bot
1:01.2	It robot
1:02.9	Yeah, baby. Yeah robot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bot. Yeah, and so
1:07.6	So I think a robot can we get back to me pimping this fucking number?
1:12.0	So I am responding to them here's why this number is special. I am releasing a bunch of tickets for shows
1:19.0	Uh in November. I am putting a bunch of shows on sale in a week in November
1:24.5	Um, I have not announced them yet and they are they will be happening in November in comedy clubs and in theaters
1:31.2	We are adding shows. I'm gonna I'm going to use this number for my pre sale
1:35.9	Pre sale is when you get first dibs on my tickets the best seats the best
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