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368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:19.8

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

0:23.3

My name is Dan Shriver, I am sitting here with Anna Toshinsky, James Harkin and Andrew

0:28.1

Hunter Murray and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:32.4

facts from the last seven days and in a particular order here we go.

0:37.3

Starting with you, Andy.

0:39.3

My factor is that after his death Anton Chekov was brought back to Russia in a refrigerated

0:43.6

railway car labelled Fresh Oysters.

0:46.2

Wow.

0:47.2

So was he all nice?

0:49.2

Oh, I don't know if he was actually all nice.

0:51.9

I know that he was, he was pre-chilled.

0:54.4

Well, see, I think he, well, he was, he was chilled because the last thing before he died

1:00.9

was he had some champagne which would have been cold as well.

1:03.8

So yeah, this is a 1904, he was 44 years old, very young to have completely, you know,

1:11.2

revolutionized Russian literature and he was in a spa in Germany because he had tuberculosis

1:17.4

and the doctor arrived and when the doctor arrived, because things were nearing the end,

1:22.4

his tuberculosis was really bad at this point.

1:25.0

He sat up straight and he said to the doctor, Úchstauber which is, I'm dying and the doctor

1:29.8

just said, let's have some champagne because those, the German medical convention which

1:34.5

was that if you can't do anything for the patient, you just get them to hit some champagne

1:37.6

and that means they know what's going on and so do you.

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