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🗓️ 24 March 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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"If you want it to be less formal, you’re gonna have to take off the fucks-edo."
This weeks scariest movie is... Night of the Comet. This movie has everything. A retail uprising led by Stockboy Willie, the patron saint of mall trauma, Survivors who were clearly chosen by Zordon for their teenage attitude and excellent hair, and a sexy comet that turns everyone into glittery Himalayan sea salt. If you love post-apocalyptic mall chaos, Power Rangers logic, and sparkly extinction events, this episode’s for you!
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0:38.7 | the last frame of this film i'm like are they going to bring up the idea of threesomes because it's a |
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