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Berlin calling, this is the results of the German jury.

I suspect that Germany, that Berlin is a little bit cleaner than Beirut was last week.

This is honestly the cleanest big city I've ever been to, apart possibly from Baku.

I thought Berlin was supposed to be a little bit sort of decadent and dirty.

No, not at all. Are you not seeing that side or what?

I haven't seen any dirty side yet, but my work here is done and I've got the whole weekend to be dirty.

But it's, you'd be getting your stockings on and going clubbing?

I certainly will not.

I might do me Lily Marlene around a lamp post or something, but no, I haven't quite decided what to do over the weekend.

I've got lots of recommendations of museums to go to, but I'm not a big museum goer.

But I do intends to do a bit of culture stuff. I want to go to Vanzai, where they

decided on the final solution. That's been recommended somewhere to go to. So you can have a barrel of

laughs all weekend. Yeah. And there's a couple of concentration camps around here as well,

Zaxenhausen and Rabinsbrook. But I've been to three concentration camps, here as well as Akson Housen and Ravensbrook but I've

been to three concentration camps and I think that's probably sufficient so I think

the I might go to the Stasi Museum and the Resistance Museum but we'll see I think I

would have enjoyed the Stasi Museum what do do you think? Yeah, you would. Wown your

jackboots. You're making me feel very trivial because last week after we'd recorded the podcast

on the Saturday night, I'm just turning myself down a bit because I was about to turn you down as well.

Yeah. I'm just turning myself.

I went out to a club on Saturday night,

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