You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

I need to touch it.

You ho, ho, ho.

Yeah, me garreted.

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

I've got Tobolabovir, stripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy my esophagus. I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,

exacerbating my infectable woes.

I want to take my brain out

and blast with the wave,

an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.

I want a magic pill.

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doing, then I'll have to go insane.

I want to requiem for my disease.

So I'm aging Dr. Steve.

It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of

broadcast radio. now a podcast.

I'm Dr. Steve.

My little pal, Dr. Scott, the traditional Chinese medical practitioner, keeps an alternative medicine assholes at bay.

This is a show for people who had never listened to a medical show on the radio or the internet.

You have a question you're embarrassed to take to your regular medical provider.

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