Welcome to Kill Me Now with Judy Gold.

I'm your host, your beautiful host, Judy Gold.

This week, I am so excited, I am so excited, I love this guy so much.

I think he is the funniest person of our generation and brilliant and kind and just, oh, you're

going to have so much fun listening, I know, I had so much fun talking to him and I could

have kept going and going and going, but I'm not allowed to.

So this week we have part one of my interview with Andy Borowitz, the genius Andy Borowitz

and his new book Profiles in Ignorance is amazing, it's fucking great so you get to pick

that book up.

I'm not kidding, but right now just sit back and relax and enjoy part one of my interview

with the fucking hilarious Andy Borowitz.

I just want to begin by saying, you know, I can't believe you're on my podcast.

You are okay.

This person, the audience doesn't know, oh, yeah, they do because they, it's in the opening.

But anyway, you are by far the funniest, smartest, satirist, humorist, I can't get

enough of you if I could come back in another life.

I just want like a tenth of your brain, I mean five books that you wrote by yourself.

This new book called Profiles in Ignorance is the best read, everyone has to get this

book.

It is so fucking good, I couldn't put it down, but I wanted to text you, but then I was

like, no, I don't want to ruin any, you know, I just can't believe you're on my podcast.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have the one and only Andy Borowitz, wow.

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