367: The Last Vampire on Earth

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth, the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it.
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0:35.0	But the best thing happens here.
0:36.8	Yes, the best thing happens.
0:39.0	She's in the middle of being like, do you want salt or pepper?
0:42.1	Chad somehow dives into the shot.
0:45.1	He's like, oh, he took the clump.
0:47.4	He ramps it.
0:48.8	Yeah, well, literally the mom is like,
0:51.8	Chad and he's like, fuck off, Debbie, I said, dude.
0:55.2	Ha, ha, ha, ha.
0:58.2	Is anybody eating this decorative pumpkin?
1:00.3	Wow, it's too smut, too slow.
1:07.5	Not awful.
1:09.7	Movie.
1:10.5	Movie.
1:20.1	Welcome back to the Gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
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