367. Shrek's Dragon with William Thompson and Matthew Dinsmore
Tea With Me
Shane Todd
4.8 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now, but you just know me as no and Fausty? No? No? Okay, then no. Then, then no. |
| 0:06.4 | Because bizarre from D12, we're just talking about how he had the most insanely wild lyrics of all time. |
| 0:12.2 | Yes. |
| 0:12.6 | When you were a kid, you didn't really pause and think. But I'm here with two very bizarre men, |
| 0:19.4 | here with William Thompson and Matthew Dinsmore and William Tom, |
| 0:23.6 | I hope I'm not portraying your confidence here, but you just told us second before we recorded. |
| 0:27.6 | Are you okay getting that bottle cap off? |
| 0:29.6 | Yeah, I got that in there. |
| 0:30.6 | Right, you told us the second before you recorded as you walked in here with a big frozen, |
| 0:35.6 | phantaslushy that you brought so much food home Are you trying to kill yourself? You're trying to waterboard? Are you trying to waterboard yourself? What information are you trying to get out of yourself? Danzzi, I appreciate you looking out for my mental health but watching a man drink water and go like, mate, there's other ways. It was the way you were doing. Are you in one else duty? He was her Abu Ghraib. Sucking dying with. Now, you said you brought home so much food last night that your nanny thought you'd brought someone back. My nanny thought I had female company and she came down and went, did you bring someone home last night without telling me? |
| 1:11.5 | And I was like, no, and she's like, don't lie. The amount of food that's in there, you had to have someone else. I'm like, nah, I'm just... There was Loub. You just called Nuts. Yeah, yeah. And just because you were excited to eat the pizza. Yeah, I just had, it was Domino's two for Tuesdays. So if you're paying... I'm still going in this recession. |
| 1:27.6 | Always going. |
| 1:28.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.0 | And the price slice. |
| 1:30.4 | What's the price slice? Just cheaper pizzas. Right. That's it. But, you know... It's all the time as well. If I'm going to pay 30 quid for one pizza, I may as well get two of them. Yeah. Now here's a business idea. you know the way New York pizza is all about the slice? |
| 1:44.5 | The dollar slice? |
| 1:46.1 | Why don't Dominoes do a a business idea. You know the way New York pizza is all about the slice? |
| 1:44.5 | Yeah. The dollar slice. |
| 1:46.1 | Why don't Domino's do a pound slice? |
| 1:50.1 | Because if it's from Donnell's, a slice is about |
| 1:52.3 | 12 quid, for starters. |
| 1:55.1 | Right. |
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