367: Nephew's Haircut

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Amir Blumenfeld, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Advice, Relationships, Society & Culture, Jake Hurwitz, Jake And Amir, Guidance

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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In this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	I'm here to behave. Game boy, do you say I'll always listen up until my grave. I just want to see the cheese.
0:37.0	If I were you, the podcast show ever follow James and vice. If I were you, the podcast show starts now.
0:50.0	Remember that time Jake committed the fucks of mere speed with Vaseline?
0:55.0	That was pretty good.
0:57.0	Whoa, I didn't do that.
0:59.0	What did it say?
1:00.0	Remember the time Jake admitted that he fucked up mere speed with Vaseline?
1:05.0	I think he used coconut oil, right?
1:09.0	Yeah, dude. I would never use Vaseline.
1:11.0	It's too name brand.
1:13.0	We would never throw them that slow.
1:15.0	It's not organic enough.
1:16.0	That was a fat lip cover, obviously.
1:18.0	Yeah, dude.
1:19.0	Fucking dope. I love that shit.
1:22.0	He says he usually does rap, but if you want to check me out, find me on SoundCloud under the name.
1:28.0	Oh my god.
1:29.0	This is a bad name. I can't even begin to understand how to say this, how to spell it.
1:35.0	It's hard to look at and it's hard to speak it.
1:39.0	Wow.
1:40.0	Alright, give it a shot.
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