367. CK #13: Enter the Eggtrix

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Our adventurers find themselves atop a massive Eggship flying in the sky. But is the ship trying to save people, or trap them forever? Lessons include: When we work together, we can face the truth, endure discomfort, and make the world safer for everyone. This story is part of a Guilds & Goblins campaign, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Real-life dice rolls, usually with a 20-sided die, help us tell the story, along with your questions. Listen to episodes 327-328, 330-331, 341-342, 344-345, 354-355, & 365-366, Cryptid Kids #1 to #12, to start from the beginning! Please Subscribe and show your Support! Grownups, help your kids share questions & ideas at [email protected]. Want more kids podcasts for the whole family? Grown-ups, subscribe to Starglow+ here. Learn more about Starglow Media here. Follow Starglow on Instagram and YouTube Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our producer is Miss Lynn. Character art by Ana Stretcu, episode art by Lynn Hickernell, podcast art by Jason O’Keefe, and theme song by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	Today, Mamma Jamma and I got to meet one of the cutest baby animals ever.
0:05.0	Choochoo, the little live pets, Baby Panda.
0:09.0	Oh, and Choochoo's so sweet, he makes the cutest sounds just like a real baby panda.
0:15.0	That's right, with over 50 sounds and reactions,
0:18.0	Choochoo giggles, coos, and even kicks his tiny feet when you feed him with his bamboo feeding stick.
0:24.9	And after his snack, you can place him on the party. He does a little party dance, kick, kick, kick, kick. And then he goes poo.
0:33.1	Oh, it's so funny. But don't worry when he's done, you can flush it away for repeat play.
0:39.8	Choochoo loves to be tickled and rocked to sleep.
0:42.9	If you cuddle him close, he'll drift right off, just like a real baby panda.
0:47.8	Feed him, love him, care for him, and Choochoo will quickly become your most cherished little best friend.
0:54.3	He's the baby panda I never knew I needed.
0:57.3	Grownups, help your kids nurture their nurturing side.
1:02.1	Bring home joy with little live pets, My Baby Panda Choochoo.
1:07.3	Available at all major retailers.
1:14.2	Welcome to Available at all major retailers. What if kittens break the glockage beard?
1:19.1	And what if unicorns were real?
1:23.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
1:27.3	We welcome you to what if world. What if you could fly or travel back in time?
1:30.7	We welcome you to what if world.
1:35.2	What if world?
1:39.1	This is what if world.
1:46.8	Hey there, folks, and welcome back to guilds and goblins.
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