The Joe Rogan Experience.

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by Night.

All day!

That one's not good.

But hey, you never know until you try. That one's not good.

But hey, you never know until you try. You know, you can't hate the guy for trying.

Exactly.

This motherfucker and his dick pills, you believe this guy?

I took two different brands last week. Why not go to a doctor and tell

him your dick is broke? Because it's not broken. He will give you amazing drugs. I'm not saying that it's broken.

Yeah, but don't they tell the doctor it's broken.

Did they have a test though?

Like does he rub it and go like, you're lying?

He sucks your cock for five minutes.

And if you can think of dead puppies for five minutes,

then he'll give you the pills.

Yeah, they can't say no, can they? There's no way for them to test that.

Of course they can't.

No, they don't want to say no.

They stimulate your prostate with a large three-finger death grip, and then if you get hard they don't give you the pill.

They can't obviously. I mean they're going to take your word for it. Why would you say that you can't get hard if you could get hard?

Well you wouldn't lie about that would you?

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