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3 2 1 bald headed beat master.

He is the bald headed beat master.

He's in a good spot in life. He says in his beat show it. His name is Joey Spenson and there's dumbass Matt who's never sick but apparently is sick today.

He's always the same. He's level headed. He never does to goes too far. He always is this things appropriately. This is the bad Christian.

I am the most appropriate of all of us. That's what's funny. You're the most appropriate.

Possibly. Yeah. You even make such a claim and just a pure absurdity.

The moral measure has been scientifically proven. The moral measure is always right. I go just far enough and just just short enough.

So basically the moral measure of just how far to go is beyond what most people think is appropriate but you just kind of are assuring them that no.

In fact, it was not it was just the right amount over the line. Is that basically it?

Let me just test the moral measure. Matt, how many times in your life have you said I don't get sick?

I'm in the question. Please.

Would you say 100 times? Probably in that.

Two digits.

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