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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.
0:07.2	I need to touch it.
0:08.9	Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
0:10.0	Me and the garretid.
0:12.0	You've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
0:19.0	I've got Ebola dripping from my nose. I've got the lepria crushing my esophagus. I've got Tobolivide stripping from my nose.
0:21.9	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
0:24.7	exacerbating my imbatable woes.
0:27.3	I want to take my brain out,
0:29.0	plaster with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.
0:32.7	I want a magic pill.
0:34.0	All my ailments, the health equivalent of Citizen Kane.
0:42.7	And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
0:45.6	I want to Requiem for my disease.
0:48.0	So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
0:48.9	Dr. Steve.
0:54.2	It's weird medicine, the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio.
0:55.0	Now a podcast.
0:57.6	I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, Dr. Scott.
1:02.1	Traditional Chinese medical practitioner keeps the alternative medicine wackos at bay.
1:03.1	Hello, Dr. Scott.
1:04.0	Hey, Dr. Steve.
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