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365 Teaser - Fake Nuclear

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🗓️ 8 November 2019

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

all the gamons asking corbin like

0:02.6

or would you would you launch to try to miss us right now if we told you to

0:08.4

and he was just like no are you fucking insane

0:11.0

and the media was like corbin is over he cannot possibly be pm he said he wouldn't

0:17.2

preemptively uh start world war three it's over i saw you just yesterday just

0:22.1

Winston said apparently one of the first acts you do if you are able to form a

0:25.9

government as prime minister is give the order to the trident nuclear

0:29.6

submarines to like yeah and that's you're you're good to go

0:32.8

that's why be light if case you ever get uh

0:35.3

the call and she was like she said i don't think corbin you know would give that

0:40.0

order corbin wouldn't do the nuclear holocaust so he's not fit to

0:43.6

he yeah exactly it's also insane to give that order because it's solely at that

0:48.5

point yeah it's there's no point yeah there's no deterrent i don't understand how

0:52.3

people don't get that as soon as someone launches a nuclear missile

0:56.0

everyone is basically dead like everyone goes into panic mode it's like that scene

1:00.8

in a doctor strange love where everyone's just fucking pressing the like

1:04.6

missiles and everyone dies because everyone's freaking out and it's all just a bunch of men

1:08.3

who are in control and they're like i don't want to be the last one to push the nuclear button

1:11.3

they're all dead well the idea is like i don't want to die like i'm like we're fucked

1:15.2

the missiles are already in the air but let's take some people down with that

1:18.4

i'll be damned if i'm gonna go out without ending all life on the rest of the planet earth you know

1:23.1

what the real science fiction and the guy i like to imagine is that there's just been a long

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