This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners.

My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis,

the show that has been disappointed by Quentin Tarantino's latest offering.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Southern California on Monday, December 28th, 2015.

Doug's plugs tonight, Irvine Improv, 8 o'clock, stand-up show with Graham Elwood and possibly another special guest.

Very special guest. I was on his podcast the other day, and he said he might come down to Irvine tonight and do some time and we'll play a game with audience members at the end of the show. So bring your name tags. Tomorrow night, same deal. Punchline in sacramento actually graham won't be

there it'll be somebody else and then wednesday dougloves movies at the sack punch and thursday at

four in the afternoon dougloves movies early early new year's eve show at Cobbs in San Francisco.

You'll be out of there by, you'll be out on the sidewalk smoking weed with me by

6 o'clock on New Year's Eve, if that sounds good to you.

Remember when I used to do not for a metaphob's warning listeners about, you know, which movies have vomiting in them? Well, I pretty much stopped

because almost every movie has puking in it. And this 365 days, 365 movies challenge

has really proven it.

I mean, it happens when characters get drunk.

It happens when characters are nervous or sick, or it signifies that a character's pregnant.

Bottom line, most movies have barfing in them.

I should just say movies that are for areetaphobes instead of ones that are not for ametaphobes. I'll try to remember to do that.

And if there's a scene in a car, this is another thing I've learned, if there's a scene where

characters are talking in a car, the car is probably going to get into some sort of accident.

There's no reason to do a scene in a car unless getting an accident is the thing that's going to happen.

Last night in San Diego, we had a lovely time playing Last Man Stanton with some audience members at the end of my stand-up show at the American Comedy Company with Ungayo Beelam and Graham Elwood.

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