This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, short rounds and Benson Burners. My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis,

the show that wants you to drop everything and watch my new movie Chronicon on VOD or iTunes or Xbox or Amazon or PlayStation or PlayStation.

Unless you've seen it already, in which case I want you to drop everything and watch it again on VOD or iTunes or Xbox or PlayStation or Amazon.

Actually, there's a more important film for you to see that I'm going to tell you about in a little bit when I get to number 126 in the Doug Loves Movies Challenge.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Denver, Colorado on Sunday, July 5th, 2015, yesterday

to celebrate our nation's independence, I watched Norbit on HBO.

I had always heard about how awful it is and seen clips that looked awful, but after

fully watching it, I can tell you that it's spectacularly awful.

It's like a dirty movie made for two-year-olds.

Lots of crude and gross behavior that pushes the PG-13 envelope, but it's also cartoony and filled with slapstick.

Eddie Murphy plays too many roles, including an old Asian man

that's straight out of the Mickey Rooney Breakfast at Tiffany's playbook.

So that was my movie No. 123 in the DLM Challenge.

A movie for people who thought the giant hamster raping a man in Nutty Professor 2 was too sophisticated.

Of course, there's a bunch of dumb, dirty jokes in my latest movie Chronicod, so who am I to talk?

Thank you to everyone who has rented it or bought it on iTunes, Amazon, Xbox, PlayStation, VOD, etc. I promise I'm not going to bring it up again

in this mini, except for, no, I'm not going to bring it up. For movies number 124 and 125, I finally

caught two movies I never saw because I thought I wouldn't like them, and I was right.

The Lakehouse stars my beloved John Wick, Keanu Reeves, but the only thing he kills is time.

You see, for reasons I still don't understand, he lives two years in the future from Sandra Bullock,

and yet they somehow managed to fall in love.

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