365. I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours: The Pump-Up Playlist

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Comedy

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🗓️ 14 March 2021

⏱️ 121 minutes

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A very special 2-hour episode for our Show Me Patrons! In this one, Maggie talks about building a Catio for her cats and declares war on YouTube commenters of this show. Adam dubs himself America’s Dad and America agrees. Also today, we’re teaching you a game that Adam and his brother created to curb indecision and the rules are as follows: Each player introduces six songs. Each player eliminates (or vetoes) two songs. Each player introduces a new song to be the final entries in the playlist (***CATAPULT ROUND***) By the end of this process, you will have a joint playlist that will absolutely pump you up. Like, you won’t be able to pump any higher, you’ll be so pumped. After listening to this, you will not be able to pump. Enjoy the playlist while you listen: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1SkLGxmaG1uVcBqL3m6l3r?si=S4WMMIIQRsymlHmeTCimnw If you patronize us, feel free to email us suggestions for episodes at any time at [email protected]. Adam Ganser: https://twitter.com/therealganz Maggie Mae Fish: https://twitter.com/MaggieMaeFish Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	The problem with me though is I love breaking rules.
0:25.6	It's like, of course, that's, to me, that's the patch they put on the jacket.
0:29.9	Of every fucking comedian.
0:31.4	Like if you're a comedian, all I know about you is you don't want to do anything
0:35.4	anybody wants to do.
0:36.4	Yeah, I did this for eight years now.
0:38.9	There's not news to me.
0:40.9	Is that news to me?
0:41.9	Yeah.
0:42.9	I mean, I've been friends for years.
0:44.4	How many times do you think I've looked at him in the face?
0:46.4	I'm like, all right, man.
0:47.4	Okay.
0:48.4	I've had enough.
0:49.4	I do a damn all the time.
0:51.4	You know, like, this is the thing.
0:53.4	It's part of the, it's just something that, it's something that you're born with.
0:56.9	It almost just steers you towards that type of life.
1:00.3	It's just, yeah.
1:01.3	I think that's true.
1:02.3	Yeah.
1:03.3	Like, I'll never forget, for instance, Dan O'Brien once wrote a sketch that, like, he,
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