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You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie.

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Hey, everybody, welcome back to another episode of the Snark Tank podcast.

It's me, your host, Chris, and we're joined by the rest of them.

Derek and Sweeney.

We're remote again.

Kingsden had a fever of, I think, 2-16.

So we're going to stay away from him. That is so bad. That's such a bad fever. I think you would just die. That's what I said when you told me. I think it's like... I think it's like... You're suffering brain damage, I think. No, I don't think... Nine degrees? I think nine degrees higher than normal. Yeah. If you're at that for a long time, you start suffering brain damage.

If your internal temperature is running at nine degrees, that's...

No, nine degrees higher than normal. Yeah, if you have that for a long time, you start suffering brain damage. If your internal temperature is running at nine degrees, that's...

No, nine degrees above your natural state.

Like 96.7 or 97.

You clocked yourself at nine degrees before?

That's crazy.

I'm four degrees right now with the heart rate of seven.

That's pretty intense.

Well, welcome to the show. We're remote again. Depending on, I don't know, we're feeling out. Derek's sick because of Kingston. He brought back a disease from Costa Rica. And then I'm sick because of me. Yeah. Relapsed. Yeah. It's fate. It was the universe getting back at me for getting you sick literally. I was like, I'm fine yesterday for the most part. And then I took a long nap and I was like, oh, shit, I think I'm dying. Yeah. So you know, well, you were fucking playing in a trench with your fucking nephews again or something. I hate those little niggies man I can't stand how often they get me sick

they get me sick every time I see them

especially the little one the littlest one

these little fatted germs

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