364-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

This week, the mommies discover and fall in love with a new Dan Pena clip, get a translation for Christina's Persian voicemail lady, listen to old and new songs, play a round of 'Rate My Jeans,' and much much more!

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0:00.0	One, two, three, look into those jeans. What's up with it? I got a quick announcement.
0:06.1	A couple add-on things here. One, I added a second show this Thursday in Ontario,
0:12.3	California at the Ontario Mills Mall at the improv. So if you wanted to get tickets,
0:17.6	first one sold out, we added a second one. You can get tickets. Please come on out
0:22.4	Ontario, California. Secondly, we are very, very excited to be working with
0:27.4	Merch Method. That is our new store. We finally moved our whole store over Merch Method.
0:34.0	Now you can go to Merch Method.com slash Tom Segura. And you can see we have a
0:39.6	brand new shirt. We're really excited about it. I mentioned it at the end of the
0:42.5	episode, but I wanted to put it at the top. It's DJ Dadmouth. The world's greatest
0:47.6	DJ, probably the greatest DJ of all time, is releasing his first shirt. Let's say
0:51.8	I'm sure he'll come out with many more. DJ Dadmouth shirt. We also fully
0:56.0	stocked some of the favorites. So please take a look Merch Method.com slash Tom
1:02.2	Segura. And we'll get all that stuff linked up to our sites. But for right now,
1:07.4	just go there, check it out. Let us know what you think. Get that DJ
1:11.6	mouth shirt if you're into it. All right, we love you. Thanks. Bye, mommy. Keep it on 100.
1:26.4	The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed.
1:43.4	The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed.
2:04.4	The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed. The end of your dad's bed. There we go. I didn't realize the song was ending.
2:14.7	You have the staying at home. It was a that was a bite the end of your dad's
2:19.2	dick off by DJ stanemum. Hey. Yeah, very nice. I'm trying to sit up so I don't look
2:25.1	like a slacker. Are you sitting up in your chair? Are do you rest your back on it?
2:28.8	I'm sitting up. Yeah, I got a lot by the way and number people were like, well if
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