Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with Anna Tishinsky, Andrew Hunter Murray

and James Harkin. And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

facts from the last seven days and in a particular order, here we go. Starting with fact number

one, and that is James.

Okay, my fact this week is that US Marines are considered to be so stupid that members of

the other armed forces called them crayon eaters. This year a Marine has invented an

actual edible crayon. Now does that prove the Marines are not stupid? I think so. Does

it prove that they are and that they haven't understood the joke?

This guy is invented something so that makes you smart, doesn't it? Yeah.

Does it draw? It actually draws like a crayon. It's not just an edible stick. It does draw.

He might have just taken a pepper army and shoved a shoved a nib in it. Does that count

as a crayon of pepper army? I mean, I suppose if you smeared it on the wall, you could get

some kind of droid out of it. No, so this is a guy called Frank Manto and it was both him

and his business partner who's called Cassandra Gordon and they decided in 2017 having heard

of this thing about being called crayon eaters that they would decide to come up with an edible

crayon and they've got these things called crayons ready to eat and they taste like delicious

vanilla flavored chocolate and anyone can eat them. Don't give them to your pets because

I think they have some chocolate in them and pets aren't allowed to chocolate. And actually

this guy called Frank Manto. He was using some crayons to colour in a project once when

he was at a high school and not when he was at high school. I'm going to say, I mean,

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