#364: Matrix Vacation (a solocast)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 182 minutes

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Let me tell you about the month I took off from screens. All July. No texting, no computer. Only a land line. It was weird for sure, but it was also kind of glorious.

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0:00.0	Hello guys welcome.
0:03.0	Are you sure if you're a skeptic tank?
0:05.0	How are you?
0:06.0	I'm going to go quick.
0:08.0	It's not going to be a long intro.
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