364: Left Handed Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, One Million Moms will pour out the first bowl of the Super Christ, we learn how Hillary Clinton murdered Kobe Bryant with math, and Don Ford will get adventurously fantastic up in this motherfucker.

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Headlines:

Christians freak out over halftime show:

1 million moms

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/04/christian-moms-complain-about-lack-of-respect-and-dignity-in-halftime-show/

Franklin Graham

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/03/trump-loving-evangelist-whines-about-lack-of-moral-decency-in-halftime-show/

And https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/05/dave-daubenmire-ill-sue-the-nfl-for-putting-my-soul-at-risk-with-halftime-show/

Class-Action Lawsuit: The Catholic Church Is Hoarding Donations to Charity: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/03/class-action-lawsuit-the-catholic-church-is-hoarding-donations-to-charity/

After Taking Over Art School, Belmont U. Will Fire Non-Christian Faculty Members: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/03/after-taking-over-art-school-belmont-u-will-fire-non-christian-faculty-members/

E.W. Jackson: I’m Allowed To Call Obama a Dictator Because Atheists Are Dumb: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/01/31/e-w-jackson-im-allowed-to-call-obama-a-dictator-because-atheists-are-dumb/

It’s No Exaggeration: Sweeping South Dakota Bill Aims to Eliminate LGBTQ Rights: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/01/its-no-exaggeration-sweeping-south-dakota-bill-aims-to-eliminate-lgbtq-rights/

Homophobe caucuses for Buttigeig, then freaks the fuck out when she learns he’s gay: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/02/christian-woman-who-voted-for-buttigieg-panics-after-finding-out-hes-gay/

Christian TV Host: Hillary Clinton May Have Murdered Kobe Bryant with Witchcraft

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/01/christian-tv-host-hillary-clinton-may-have-murdered-kobe-bryant-with-witchcraft/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the language in this podcast is so filthy your headphones probably have a little
0:04.2	dust cloud around them like pig-pig.
0:06.8	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Honey.
0:10.9	Hymns, steps.com, and by The Iowa Caucus.
0:16.0	The Iowa Caucus, because none of us could agree on how to spell snafu.
0:21.0	And now, The Skaving Atheist.
0:23.2	Hi, this is Marie Delafant from the Everyone's Autonomous Podcast.
0:29.0	And I think back to when I was a fundamentalist Christian, I can't help but think what an idiot
0:34.6	I was.
0:36.0	And by I, I mean you.
0:37.4	It's February 6th and it's Ronald Reagan Day.
1:03.7	So I guess everybody sells some weapons to the Taliban.
1:07.5	What could possibly go wrong?
1:08.5	Right, right ahead of you.
1:09.5	I'm no illusions.
1:10.5	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:12.5	Heath and right.
1:13.8	And from Kevin Spacey's New Jersey.
1:15.8	Great actor.
1:16.8	Cincinnati Swing State.
1:17.8	And good husband, Georgia.
1:18.8	This is The Skaving Atheist.
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