#363 with Laura Smyth - Have A Word w/Adam, Dan & Carl
Have A Word with Adam Rowe & Dan Nightingale
Have A Word
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🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 158 minutes
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ADAM ROWE and DAN NIGHTINGALE are two award winning comedians from Liverpool & Preston, respectively. They are two of the UK's most highly regarded stand-ups and have both performed all over the world.
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| 0:00.0 | I've been informed that I have to start wearing orthopedic shoes. |
| 0:08.1 | Who are you in orthopedic, doctor? |
| 0:10.4 | Big shoe! |
| 0:12.5 | Big shoe! |
| 0:14.9 | I went and got my feet looked at. |
| 0:16.9 | Whoa. |
| 0:18.1 | For Kilimanjaro. |
| 0:19.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.2 | I went and got the same thing. |
| 0:21.5 | I imagine when you went to adapt to get your shoes. |
| 0:24.0 | They looked at your feet. |
| 0:24.8 | They make you stand on the thing. |
| 0:26.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.6 | And he looked at mine and went there, fuck them, lad. |
| 0:28.9 | You need to start wearing nosedpiedics. |
| 0:30.4 | And he went, because he went, you'll be all right for now. |
| 0:33.2 | But this could lead to pain and your knees and your lower back at some point. Like you've already got. Yeah. Yeah. What are your feet doing? What them feet doing? Oh, them flat boys. So you're meant to have a little... I've got too much rar. I've got high ar. I got non and over for... I'm flat foot. Are you on your tiptoes? What? Are you on your tiptoes? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I'm wearing highfooted Neanderthos. What? |
| 0:55.0 | Are you on your tiptoes? |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah, I'm wearing high heels. That's what they said to me. The hiking shop, when they measured me up, they went, you've got to stop wearing high heels. And I was like, I want to slay. You go to a proper charopodist? No. It's easy view to say. I probably should at some point. |
| 1:10.0 | So who's diagnosed you? |
| 1:11.7 | The fellow who works in the hiking shop? |
| 1:13.5 | He does work with feet every day. Oh, right. I thought you meant a medical professional. What an orthopedic shoes? Are they just ones with a big massive wedge is on the bottom? We've got one bigger than the other. No, they... I mean, that'd be a problem because his legs aren't... |
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