#363: Santa In July
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
1- Highland Park Massacre
2- Yes, Marjorie, you do have mental illness.
3- 8 years old... Somehow we’re Ok with that.
4- Your gas price is up? Republicans did that.
5- Free Brittney Griner
6- Tiara Mack twerks Ted Cruz Shoots. Which is Obscene?
7- David “Santa “ Riddell arrested for protesting regulations that don’t exist. You’ve been naughty, Santa.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. |
| 0:22.7 | I want to welcome you to episode 363 of my podcast. |
| 0:27.9 | Who's paying attention? |
| 0:29.5 | I want to give a big thanks to my podcast sponsor, BetterHelp.com. |
| 0:34.5 | It's easy and affordable online therapy. |
| 0:42.9 | Get this, 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com slash Alonzo. |
| 0:49.8 | That's betterhelp.com slash Alonzo for 10% off. |
| 0:59.0 | So, as we all know, this week was the 4th of July, and unfortunately, sadly, tragically, the 4th of July this year was marked by a mass shooting at Highland Park in Illinois, just north |
| 1:06.7 | of Chicago. |
| 1:08.1 | Seven people dead, dozens more more injured. Just again, you know, again. And here's the thing with |
| 1:18.7 | this one, they didn't even stop for thoughts and prayers before they got into excuses that the |
| 1:25.6 | shooter had mental health issues and was on antidepressants or whatever. |
| 1:33.3 | It's all a lot of talk. |
| 1:35.1 | This guy was the family reported that he had threatened to kill everybody in the family. |
| 1:43.8 | He had a bunch of knives and swords that the police confiscated. |
| 1:49.4 | He had the typical violent, horrific social media posts. |
| 1:54.7 | And he was legally able to go buy a gun. |
| 1:57.6 | And he climbed up on this fire escape and started shooting people during the 4th of |
| 2:02.6 | July parade and and here we go again um just a the phrase there are no words becomes cliche |
| 2:14.2 | everything becomes cliche because these mass shootings are cliche. There were other |
| 2:19.4 | people shot 4th of July weekend and so on. But this one, listen, this is a rich white neighborhood |
| 2:26.7 | suburb of Chicago. I have a friend who lives there. Fortunately, he wasn't out when this |
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