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Why did she marry this jackass Jew?

Some people say that opposites are tracked,

but this seems more like a suicide pet.

He's totally so firm. She's not that drunk.

He's really old and she's got some smoke.

He's totally wholly as an as-a-nine bomb and she's just a little less dumb.

She really hates him.

It's really true.

But somewhere deep down, she loves him too. Well. Well, welcome to My Wife H. Me podcast. We're here today just back from Los Angeles and what a great trip and it was a great trip.

Went there Sunday we landed Sunday.

We got up so early, Bonnie switched her flight and got on our flight.

And we got into town, a car and boom it all started our little vacation

Bonnie's working writing on a roast I got into town and I did a couple spots one at the improv a couple at the comedy

store got to work got to judge on Roast Battle, do a what he called a new, nude joke night up in the belly room.

Then I close out some produced show in the big room and then did a spot at the improv and we had, I had a great time.

Rain and I on Monday. And we had a great time.

Rain and I on Monday.

Wasn't Monday?

Yeah, Monday, we went to Santa Monica Beach. So he went to Santa Monica and I didn't want to go I didn't feel like going into the water. I just didn't want to deal with getting all wet and sand and going out to eat, driving back.

So I was sitting on the beach with long, long pants. I had jeans on. You know I'm wearing jeans. People could tell like this

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