363: Hardflip

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip, the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead.
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Transcript

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0:00.0	A battle has been waging on since the invention of the wheel, the battle for the front seat.
0:06.4	Bags you front seat!
0:07.7	It's that innate human desire to only view the space, the power.
0:14.2	The all new Honda H RV hybrid is here to bring about peace with back seats that feel as good as the front.
0:21.8	Awesome in the back!
0:22.8	The raised chassis and low window frames from front to back if everyone the views.
0:27.1	The fuel tank hump is gone for more foot space and the leg room is roomy.
0:31.2	And in terms of power, the USB ports in the back too.
0:34.4	So everyone said,
0:35.5	we know!
0:36.4	Honda the power of dreams.
0:38.4	Available on Selected Grades.
0:44.3	This would have been a perfect moment as he's delivering the monologue to hear the flat line
0:47.8	and everything and him yelling,
0:49.0	Dr. Dr. come and quick!
0:50.7	But I don't even think they could afford the little BP machine.
0:53.9	And I know that this actor could have pulled it off so they just smashed cut to the fucking view.
0:58.1	What's amazing is they probably have that scene.
1:00.8	Right and they were just like they were editing the movie and went,
1:03.0	no, no, we're gonna fill that time with more skate montage.
1:06.8	Should we have enough for the rights to EEEE?
1:09.2	I'll be talking.
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