Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

I don't know why

I refuse to know why

Sit down

Nobody's twerking

Say what your heart believes, man

That's a beautiful love making session

Monkey see monkey do, right? Make sure you smell it. Put your

chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your

thing. Live, tape, it's the fastest hour in podcasting.

This is never not funny.

Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello, Niddius.

Welcome to the program, 36, I don't know, 21. That's not like a number. We welcome you into this particular episode. It's our first episode back. We are on vacation last week. We hope you enjoy whatever the hell we put out. I know we put out the episode with the kids and then some other stuff. And you're welcome and thank you because the letter was you and then it worked out okay um welcome you and i heard a gloomy overcast monday uh garen's wearing a peach colored shirt that's very uh similar to his skin tone and it confused me when he turned a corner i thought he was walking in shirtless uh not to be a creep but for humor i thought he was he was doing it like, oh, here I come around the corner.

You know, I'll make these guys laugh by walking in without my shirt. That would make me laugh. It would make me laugh too. Not now. Now if he does it, it's like, nice try, Karen. You didn't do it when you're supposed to, which was an element of surprise. But you're looking great, Garen. I don't know.

I mean this is a compliment, Karen.

I think that's a good-looking shirt.

I don't know if it's the right tie the right color for you no i think

you need a darker color on that pasty fucking face of yours i think you no yeah you're all jokingly i think

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