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You know I have weird dreams?

Yes. I've had the weirdest of weird dreams? Yes.

I've had the weirdest of weird dreams this morning

because as you know, after Good Morning Britain,

I'm too knackered to do anything on a Friday morning

so I go back to bed.

Well, I dreamt that I basically rushed the stage

that Vladimir Putin was speaking on.

Right.

And I was, I don't know what the event was, but I was in the fourth row.

And then I suddenly realized that I'd walked up the ramp onto the stage.

And Vladimir Putin was singing.

And I said, can we have some more songs, please?

And then I went back and sat in my seat and I wasn't arrested by anybody and it was all a bit weird and then I got home and went to see

my sisters and they say oh I see you've done it again first it was Brighton now it's Moscow

what wrestling an old man to the ground no I didn't

wrestle him to the ground and then I then I logicalized it to myself within my dream

saying that I must have fallen asleep and was having a dream and that's why I ended up on the

stage can you have a dream within a dream?

We do have listeners, don't we, who are, who can analyze, oh no, it's not listening. Well, yes,

it is one particular listener. We do have listeners, yes. Yes, we do. It's amazing really, isn't it?

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