#362 - Ari Shaffir
The Check In
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2016
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
Ari Shaffir, Comedian and Host of, "This Is Not Happening" which airs on Comedy Central, Tuesdays at 12:30am, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio.
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| 0:25.5 | like Alphabrine and Nuh-Nuh. |
| 0:27.8 | That was a worse average of ever hurt my life. |
| 0:30.1 | Well have you had 800 mil ago? |
| 0:31.3 | He's got no enthusiasm. |
| 0:32.3 | We've got mother fuck again the right way. |
| 0:35.5 | Wack, wack, wack. |
| 0:36.5 | Get yourself psyched up. |
| 0:39.5 | Come on. |
| 0:40.5 | I'm psyched up. |
| 0:41.5 | We ain't fucking around here. |
| 0:42.5 | Let's do it. |
| 0:43.5 | It's Monday night. |
| 0:44.5 | These cock suckers are waiting for a spectacular show and you're fucking around with the ads. |
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