# 362 - Andrew Schulz & ME

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2019

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Today I sit down in the mancave with Andrew Schulz to talk about his crowd work special, guy code, surfing, Charlamagne, what animals need to go, and much more!

Check out Andrews New special on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/nS_6c4PyJvg

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0:00.0	Oh
0:04.0	Thank you thank you settlement and
0:09.0	Ready I guess it's almost as bad as cleaning a cell phone that was dropped in a shit-filled toilet
0:16.4	It's almost as bad as hey it's a new podcast everybody. It's almost as bad as what just happened to you
0:21.2	Yeah, just happened to me just did I look truck takes a shit. Yeah on her phone. Yeah, it doesn't shit on her phone. No
0:28.8	She's
0:30.3	Incorrect. She's taking a shit and entertaining herself with her phone while shooting. Yeah, turns around
0:37.0	I'm sure not to flush because no one in this house flushes but me and Georgia
0:42.2	And dropped her phone in the shit-filled toilet
0:45.2	And then instead of getting herself yelled mom mom mom. No didn't yell
0:50.1	Screamed scream like she was being stabbed mom
0:55.4	Mom I need your help right now mom
0:58.5	And I'm in the kitchen. I went what do you need my help with I just dropped my phone in the toilet and I said literally you're on your own
1:05.7	I'm not getting your phone out of the toilet. I said you need to get it out and you need to rinse it off and then you can bring it to me
1:12.4	the uh
1:14.2	So gross
1:15.7	I need I need one more bit from those two. I want you to I want to talk to you about my set
1:20.3	Leanne you do yeah body shots world tour
1:23.4	uh kicks off again
1:25.6	This weekend we are back out on the road
1:28.1	this weekend omahaw Kansas City and
1:33.8	Des Moines
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