Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

I don't know why

I refuse to know why

Sit down

Nobody's twerking

Say what your heart believes, man

That's a beautiful love making session

Monkey see monkey do, right? Make sure you smell it. Put your

chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your

thing. Live, tape, it's the fastest hour in podcasting.

This is Never Not Funny.

Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello, I'm tedious.

Welcome to the program of episode 3618. the award winning podcast, Never Not Funny.

We welcome in here on a Monday, yeah, still Monday morning as I look at the clock and the, what, 23rd of June.

Is that what we're looking at? Yeah, Monday, June 23. And as we come to air, breaking news that Iran is striking back so um who knows

if you'll be in your bunker with your with your with your with your with your peas and your

your beans right you can live on peas don't get the frozen kind you gotta get the canned guy

he'll be fucking dumb unless you got the frozen kind then then you wait until they thaw, then you enjoy some

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