361: We Lick Toilet Seats

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4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about toilet seats. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. NEW CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 361: Recorded 10/31/23 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST Brought to you by the following sponsors: GET GODSLAP AND PLAGUE SEEKER RIGHT NOW: go to https://www.BADEGG.co --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:46 Charlie Has Covid (Again) 02:07 Talking Toilets 8:26 Our Most Interesting Listeners 9:33 Internet Privacy 15:23 Parasocial Relationships 31:12 Senile (American) Politicians 38:49 Non-American Politicians 43:11 City Council Crazy People 45:46 Murder On Ice 1:02:01 The Cost Of Combat Sports 1:04:59 Jackson’s Bungie Rant 1:20:00 Games Make Money 1:30:03 The Smartphone Industry 1:35:50 The Finals Uses AI 1:43:27 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- The Official Podcast Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You
0:30.8	Hello and welcome to episode 361 of the official podcast. You may be noticing that one of us is missing
0:38.1	He's deceased. I'm sorry. I'm gone. He died from COVID. That's right. I'm not here
0:42.6	He has covered three three times three times covered
0:46.7	Yeah, Charlie has covered. I'm not sure if that's public knowledge or not, but now it is
0:50.7	He's got covered so he won't be joining us
0:53.5	Release from the official podcast
0:56.1	Yeah, I'm hearing this directly from TMZ. Yeah, I was gonna say
1:00.1	directly from TMZ
1:02.6	Yeah, that man. I'm kind of impressed with how often he's gotten COVID. I've never gotten it once
1:07.8	Have you guys gotten it? He's yeah twice. Okay. Um, how do you get it so much? Yeah, you guys need to take your vitamins
1:15.6	Yeah, I say this every time, but you can never do
1:18.4	To be fed. I mean, I was like traveling internationally and stuff like that
1:22.7	If there was gonna be a time where I go COVID it was gonna be during that
1:26.2	You know, that's like the preeminent way of I don't know man
1:29.4	I just got back from a wedding out of state. I was on flights. I was at a big crowded dance hall
1:36.3	I'd I feel fine. I'm not sick in the slightest. Yeah. I never stopped traveling. Yeah
1:42.0	Take your vitamin D's people. Yeah, but did you kiss random people in the plane, Andrew? Like I did
1:46.9	I hugged a lot of people at the wedding
1:49.5	Did you rub your face in the on the toilet seat in the airplane?
1:53.4	Oh, you know what? No, I rubbed it on the hotel which is cleaned. I should have done airplanes
2:01.2	Fucked up. Yeah
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